Little House of Min Pins

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Rules in a Min Pin's House

Rules in a Min Pin's House

I AM THE KEEPER OF THIS HOUSE, If you doubt me, just ask my human, who will back me up. I TAKE NO PRISONERS and I DO NOT SUFFER FOOLS, (do not b a fool). In EXCLUSIVE CIRCLES, I am sometimes referred to as the "MAD SABER-TOOTHED ORDOG. (a pitch-black monster with hooves, horns, and a pointy tail). So don't tick me off and don't come into my house uninvited.

I AM a MINIATURE PINSCHER "KING OF TOYS"

As RESIDENT GUARDIAN and PROTECTOR I have supreme and final authority. I am the BOSS (the BIG HOT SHOT). You got problems, bring them to me. I am HANDSOME, DEBONAIR, SUAVE, AGILE, and a classic example that BIG THINGS COME IN LITTLE PACKAGES. MAKE NO MISTAKE, I AM VERY BIG. NO IMPERTINENT BEHAVIORS ALLOWED, except mine and the kids. If you are not me or the them, behave. I am a natural phenomenon. A DIMINUTIVE FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH, SO PUSH ME AT YOUR OWN PERIL.

I am ARISTOCRATIC, CONFIDENT, VERY BRAVE, and HEROIC. I am a GENTLE GIANT in a small package. I am CHEEKY with TONS OF PERSONALITY and CHARACTER. I am NO-NONSENSE and SPOILED and I LIKE IT THIS WAY. MY HOUSE, MY RULES. Get over it.

It is your responsibility to be familiar with MY RULES. To be sure you understand, this is MY HOUSE and ALL OF THE STUFF HERE IS MINE! Stuff is like...toys, balls, sticks, bones, couches, remote controls, socks, beds, humans (especially children), treats, shoes, and anything else that I want. And it's all MINE, MINE, MINE!

All visitors are required to show me respect, and prudent visitors are bringing me gifts.

Updated May 28th 2010 at 4:42 p.m.

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ph: 618-339-7084
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lil_house_of_min_pins@yahoo.com